Quote Collecting Gifts

"Eighty percent may be just showing up, but the rest is staying awake."

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Sauce for the Goose

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Oh, this old thing?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Larry's Literary Market

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'