Quote Collecting T-Shirts

"Eighty percent may be just showing up, but the rest is staying awake."

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"And now for my real legacy - quotes!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Sauce for the Goose

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

Larry's Literary Market

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"