Collecting Slogans Pillows

Extra Cheese

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

'Don't call me 'BUB'!'

'Thank God it's fry day'

That guy? That's Neil. He's in customer service. (Wearing T-Shirt with 'How's my chit chat? 1-800-YAK-ALOT' slogan).

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Joe's Bar. Keep calm and drink beer.'

If It's Edible I Love It

"Steamed vegetables."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

Neither Here nor There

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'