Slogan Shirt Collector Pillows

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Steamed vegetables."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Carpe pizza"

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Thank God it's fry day'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'I'm no longer with stupid.'

I HATE STUFF

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

'I bought your shirt and all you got was a smug look.'

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.