Slogan T-shirts Gifts

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

"Steamed vegetables."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"He's mad at God."

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Plays well with other people's $.

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

I HATE STUFF

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

Life is Short...

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Job Safety - Be Safe.

I'm with stupid

Ask me about my thick neck.

'It's all been said already.'

Born to Potter.

"I'm a sartorial feminist."

Hey, lady, eyes up here! Sheesh. Hershey's.

'I like this slogan, it appeals to the customers' patriotism. Now we've got to find a way to explain why 95% of our products are made in China.'

'I won this job by submitting the best slogan. Take from the rich and give to the poor.'

I love New York - I club seals

'It's something to wear when you're out with your Dad.'

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

Medical Device Co. I need to market our new cardiac diagnostic equipment. Say "The only way to truly know what is in somebody's heart."

"Hang on - these t-shirts are so cheap I'm a bit suspicious about where they were made."

As it were