Sports Slogans Gifts

'All those ads kept saying, 'Just do it.' So I did.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Steamed vegetables."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Plays well with other people's $.

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"Slogan."

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

Sometimes catchy slogans are a good idea and often times they're not.

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

I'm with stupid

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Job Safety - Be Safe.

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

'It's all been said already.'

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

"Great job on policy, but it's time we move beyond specifics and into slogans!"

Giving the elbow.

"I will make the future better."

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

Born to Potter.

"I'm a sartorial feminist."