Sports Slogans T-Shirts

'All those ads kept saying, 'Just do it.' So I did.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Steamed vegetables."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Slogan."

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Sometimes catchy slogans are a good idea and often times they're not.

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Job Safety - Be Safe.

I'm with stupid

'It's all been said already.'

"Great job on policy, but it's time we move beyond specifics and into slogans!"

Born to Potter.

Giving the elbow.

'That was an OK presentation, Parker. But you didn't hit it out of the park.'

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

"I'm a sartorial feminist."