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"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Beer Order

"The trees are laughing at us."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

A baby in court

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."