Jolly Advertising Jester Pillows

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Beer Order

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

A baby in court

Clown Wedding with Rake

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'