Giggle Master Gifts

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"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"More helium."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

We stock ALL sizes...

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

Easter Island Secret

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."