Giggle Maestro Gifts

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Zombie standup

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Children's Entertainer

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"More helium."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

We stock ALL sizes...

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.