Giggle Maestro Gifts

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Zombie standup

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

We stock ALL sizes...

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"More helium."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."