Jingle Genius Gifts

Ace Advertising. Creative Dept. Hi, there! We'd like one slogan and a jingle to go … Easy on the buzzwords and no punch line on either!

George Martin

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Triangle

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Guitar Man.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

We stock ALL sizes...

A father of three

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Work Life Balance

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"More helium."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."