Strawberry Fan Gifts

"I think we need to get some cream on that"

"My God! A yellow vest!!"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Strawberry Shake

Making healthy eating bearable.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Banana

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Banana striptease...

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'