Jelly Lovers Gifts

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"I'm worried I might be amorphous."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Batman O' War

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Bear at a vending machine

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Jelly I.V.

'They want your underwear.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Preserved

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

History of Cartooning.

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'