Jelly Lovers Prints

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Bear at a vending machine

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Preserved

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.