Jelly Enthusiast Prints

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Mummy says I can come to your party if I promise not to eat too much jelly."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Santa has a bowel full of jelly.

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Fan blowing jelly.

Jelly I.V.

"I've found my soul mate!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Batman O' War

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."