Jello Lover Gifts

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

Jell-O: A Life.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Batman O' War

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Preserved

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Jelly Fish

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

'Niche market'

Jellyfish at home

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

Karate club.

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."