Jello Aficionado Gifts

"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex', I fear some may see it as a commentary of me, and not the layered jello salad."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Jelly I.V.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Jelly Fish

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Niche market'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Wi-No Wi-Fi?'

Jell-O: A Life.

Javelin Injury.

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."