Jello Aficionado Pillows

"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex', I fear some may see it as a commentary of me, and not the layered jello salad."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Sermon on the Grounds...

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Jelly Fish

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Niche market'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Wi-No Wi-Fi?'

Jell-O: A Life.

"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."