Jello Appreciator Pillows

'You do realize that this is just jello, right?'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Jelly I.V.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Paving over the window-box

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Botanical violinist

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Jell-O: A Life.

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

Jello in the diving pool.

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

Blooming Idiot

"I've found my soul mate!"

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'