"Seriously man? Look at how I'm drawn. You really think I can get a mask over this nose? Not to mention my ears. Blame the artist man. Can I please have a latte now?"
Latte Appreciator Pillows
Add comfort and personality with latte-inspired pillows. These cozy accents feature witty designs that celebrate their daily caffeine fix and love for a good brew.
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
Some days at work can be more challenging than others.
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
You've Had Enough!
"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
"Great coffee, Carole."
Coffee shop
"Devi's brew?"
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
National Coffee Day
"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."
Running Latte
'You've had enough.'
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'
Sermon on the Grounds...
If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'
"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"
'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'
The Stages of Coffee Addiction
'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'
'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'
'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'
"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."
'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'
'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'
"I'm fine. It's coffee."
'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'
"This is our coffeemaker room."
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
Latte Appreciator Pillows Collection
Latte Appreciator Mugs
Explore our collection of latte lover mugs for a charming way to brighten their mornings and showcase their coffee devotion.
Latte Appreciator Prints
Browse our latte lover prints to decorate their home or office with humorous and stylish coffee-themed art.
Latte Appreciator T-Shirts
Discover stylish latte-themed t-shirts that make perfect gifts for any coffee enthusiast looking to wear their love for lattes.