Latte Lovers Pillows

Coffee sizes

White middle class riot.

Self-Isolatteion

"It's a mug's game!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Why markets crash.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

Coffee shop

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Devi's brew?"

Waiting for retirement.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.