Latte Fan Pillows

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Devi's brew?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"It's all down to turmeric!"