Latte Fan T-Shirts

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Devi's brew?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."