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'There must be somewhere around here where we can get a latte!'

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

"Certainly! - Just go online - download your personal QR app - type in your password and security info. . ."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.