Loyal Latte Lover T-Shirts

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'