Loyal Latte Lover Mugs

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."