Loyal Tea Drinker T-Shirts

"Unlike you, I don't have philandering tastebuds!!!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Teapot

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

All-Day Breakfast

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'