Loyal Tea Drinker Gifts

"Unlike you, I don't have philandering tastebuds!!!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Teapot

All-Day Breakfast

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."