Tea Drinker Gifts

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

"Well you should have read the smallprint before signing it George...now, where do you want your tea?

The Triangle

Pirate has skull and crossbones logo on his coffee cup.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

All-Day Breakfast

'Put the kettle on!'

Sinking Economy while having a Tea Party.

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

'He is good in bed in an honorary, lifetime-achievement sort of way.'

"That cat knows when I'm poorly"

Long suffering cricket wife

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

'It's for Pookie.'

Man with mask drinking tea.

'Will you stop muttering 'I see' and answer my question - One lump or two?'

According to you tea leaves, you're going to have a very long life

"Jeremy's having one of his pretension headaches."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."