Drinking Tea Gifts

"But I don't want to divorce him if I can't blame him."

Builders and Tea.

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

protecting keyboard from drink

'I've lost faith in my doctor. My pharmacist can read his prescriptions.'

'Other than extremely high levels of caffeine, staff drug tests were negative.'

The Perfect Husband.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Well, normally a cup of hot tea in the morning is a good thing, but...'

'.. as well as serving us tea, we're wondering if you can help us battle the new worm virus.'

'It's your turn to make the tea...I made it earlier!'

Habits that would annoy another person, become simple pleasures when you live alone.

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'I got rid of the coffee table when you switched to tea.'

Nature eventually provides the first fully-evolved nosey neighbour.

O Christmas Tea

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

"The next service agent will be available for you shortly. If you tell us your address we can bring you hot soup and some tea while you're waiting."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Best. Gran. Ever.

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

Relaxing on a sofa

"I've put the kettle on darling. Now what do I do...?"

Cup of Tea

"'T' vicar?"

'Shall I be moth?'

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

"Jeremy's having one of his pretension headaches."

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).