
I love the Archers
Looking for a gift for someone who loves their tea or coffee? Our collection is packed with witty, charming products perfect for java lovers. From mugs that brighten mornings to cozy pillows and quirky t-shirts, there’s something to complement every caffeine aficionado’s lifestyle. These gifts aren’t just for coffee tables—they’re tokens of appreciation for their love of that morning brew or afternoon tea. Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a fellow drinker, our products speak to the warmth, humor, and comfort that your favorite beverage brings each day.
I love the Archers
We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.
"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
'These are job perks.'
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
Time for tea and friendship.
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'
"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"
All-Day Breakfast
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
Waiting for retirement.
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.
"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"
'You've had enough!'
'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'
'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'
"I'd say business was brisk."
'You've had enough.'
'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'
Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea
'We like a nice pot of tea.'
'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'
'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'
Mrs. Gamp makes tea
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