Coffee Drinking Gifts

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Office Hazing

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

'A new study states more than 4 cups of coffee can shorten your life.'

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

Hypermarket - coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'You just aren't a mover, Hawkins, and as for you being a shaker...you do drink an inordinate amount of coffee!'

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

'You've had enough!'

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

'How much is your coffee please?'

Coffee with tourist discount.

'Finally -- a practical invention!'

Cup of Tea

'You're drinking way too much coffee. To lower your blood pressure, I've got to inject you some milk.'

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

"I visited a coffee website today, and I mistakenly hit the caffeinated link. No I can't sleep."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"We'll have a cappuccino and then we'll go to the anti-racism demonstration if it doesn't rain."