Coffee Drinker Gifts

"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."

'The Dollar and the Deutschmark opened weak today, but the Pokemon card remained steady.'

"It was just his way of showing you some affection"

Starbucks

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."