Coffee Drinker Pillows

"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."

'The Dollar and the Deutschmark opened weak today, but the Pokemon card remained steady.'

"It was just his way of showing you some affection"

Starbucks

Right? What are the odds of an earthquake while I'm getting a tattoo?

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'