Coffee Drinking Pillows

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

Office Hazing

'A new study states more than 4 cups of coffee can shorten your life.'

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.

Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'

Hypermarket - coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

'You ordered me a venti relationship when I told you I only wanted a tall.'

'You just aren't a mover, Hawkins, and as for you being a shaker...you do drink an inordinate amount of coffee!'

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'You've had enough!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

'How much is your coffee please?'

Coffee with tourist discount.

'You're drinking way too much coffee. To lower your blood pressure, I've got to inject you some milk.'

'Finally -- a practical invention!'

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

Cup of Tea

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

"So, how long you been a trail barista, partner?"

"I could use a breath mint after all that coffee. Have you seen them?"