Drinking Coffee Gifts

Coffee sizes

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

Men at Work

Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.

I'll sleep better if I only drink one cup of coffee a day.

protecting keyboard from drink

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

'Your honour, I would like to apologize for my client's crankiness. He hasn't have his morning coffee.'

'Other than extremely high levels of caffeine, staff drug tests were negative.'

'If you can't make up your mind you can talk with one of our flavor counselors.'

Valentines for coffee

Scientists have confirmed that caffeine is either good or bad for you

'I hope you like it strong.'

"Two coffees Miss Jones, one with sodium pentathol."

'May I recommend the house blend?'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'OK, that's enough coffee for table two.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'I got rid of the coffee table when you switched to tea.'

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

Decaffeinated section.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Inexpensive Coffee: 'But we serve it in very expensive cups.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'Is this a 'cup of Joe' or someone else's cup?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'