Drinking Coffee Prints

Coffee sizes

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Men at Work

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.

I'll sleep better if I only drink one cup of coffee a day.

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

'Your honour, I would like to apologize for my client's crankiness. He hasn't have his morning coffee.'

'Other than extremely high levels of caffeine, staff drug tests were negative.'

protecting keyboard from drink

Scientists have confirmed that caffeine is either good or bad for you

'I hope you like it strong.'

"Two coffees Miss Jones, one with sodium pentathol."

'May I recommend the house blend?'

'If you can't make up your mind you can talk with one of our flavor counselors.'

Valentines for coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Forgot to leave room for cream

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Inexpensive Coffee: 'But we serve it in very expensive cups.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Decaffeinated section.

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'I got rid of the coffee table when you switched to tea.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'OK, that's enough coffee for table two.'