Coffee Prints

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"Good coffee."

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

'This one's for coffee.'

A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.

"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."

Whacha Thinking About?

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Coffee options.

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

Instant human... just add coffee

Deus ex Caffeina

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Back to work...

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

They Love Themselves

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

"Shall make another pot?"

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

My Hierarchy of Needs

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'It's an espresso latte, I thought you might need it.'

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Are you saying my kid's a liar'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'