Tea Drinking Gifts

Very busy at Indian call centre. Laid-back in UK office. Man asks: 'Could we outsource tea-making?'

Oliver Twist - Mr Bumble and Mrs Corney Taking Tea

For one thing, she drinks too much tea.

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"Oh, you know, I have good days and bad days."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

'I don't want to be pedantic but how can I be expected to make a decision without reflecting upon wider issues.'

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"Herbal Tea Party"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

'No, I haven't been watching T.V ALL day-I've been making cups of tea too.'

"Look, Alice, if you're unhappy with your life, just do what I do: whisper you wants and needs into a cloth napkin, then crumple it up and put it in your lap."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

'Tea of Writer'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

Servants - The Governess

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

'No, thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.

"George often read the news on his phone during his tea-break."