Tea Drinking Gifts

Very busy at Indian call centre. Laid-back in UK office. Man asks: 'Could we outsource tea-making?'

Oliver Twist - Mr Bumble and Mrs Corney Taking Tea

For one thing, she drinks too much tea.

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

"Herbal Tea Party"

"Look, Alice, if you're unhappy with your life, just do what I do: whisper you wants and needs into a cloth napkin, then crumple it up and put it in your lap."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'I don't want to be pedantic but how can I be expected to make a decision without reflecting upon wider issues.'

'No, I haven't been watching T.V ALL day-I've been making cups of tea too.'

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

Servants - The Governess

'Tea of Writer'

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

'Listen to me, Margie -- you can't solve all your problems with herb tea!'

The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'

"George often read the news on his phone during his tea-break."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"Trust a vortex to appear just as we're sitting down to tea."

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'