Friendly Tea Drinker Gifts

"So he calls often. We talk for hours. The sweet boy always asks about my auto warranty. I don't have the heart to tell him I don't have a car!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

1930's Lady.

The Leafs win the Cup!

All-Day Breakfast

Teapot

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."