Tea Gifts

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...

The Boston Tea Party

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.

'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Didn't you get my last email asking you to pass the sugar?"

'More DVT vicar?'

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

Builders and Tea.

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."

"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."

Tea, Rex?

"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Incontinent Old Lady.

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'

1999 Influenza Chic.

"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"