Tea Blender Gifts

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Things are looking up!"

1930's Lady.