Tea Blender Gifts

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'