Tea-totaler Gifts

'Have you anything alcohol-free, I'm trying to detox?'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"Hipsters"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Things are looking up!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

1930's Lady.

Teapot

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'