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Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...

The Boston Tea Party

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'More DVT vicar?'

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

"Didn't you get my last email asking you to pass the sugar?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee"

Builders and Tea.

"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."

Tea, Rex?

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Incontinent Old Lady.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."

"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."

'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

'That easy chair used to be harder.'

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.