Tea Making T-Shirts

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Howdy! I'm working on my wilderness survival. Want some Sassafras tea?!"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'