Tea Brewing T-Shirts

Witches Brew

Deep-Steep Diving

'Making your own tea? Good effort but next time let's heat the water...'

101 uses of a dead cat: teacosy

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Tea of Love

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."