Tea Reading T-Shirts

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

According to you tea leaves, you're going to have a very long life

Fortune Tellers Convention

'So, how does my future look?'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Hipsters"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Why markets crash.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'