Tea Reading Prints

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'So, how does my future look?'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Time for Tea!

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'