Tea Explorer T-Shirts

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Low-Energy Drinks

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Things are looking up!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You had me at alternative milk."